I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
Look at the Phoenix Zoo, caging the people and letting the animals run free!
No, not really, but the picture sure makes it look that way, doesn’t it?
Remember those folks that said the rapture was going to be back in May? Well, they also said that the world would end yesterday, so I have a song for them:
Related: The post-rapture theme song