(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
Dear America,
I, Kim Jong Il, am a simple man. There's not much that I want from people, weither it be the United States, mywonderful citizens, or anybody else.
The United States seems to be concerned with the missiles that I launched last week and wants me to stop. They also refise to meet with me one on one to see what I would like to stop.
They're fools, it won't take much for me to leave them alone.
This is all I ask:
• A cut in the proceeds from Team America: World Police since my likeness was used in the movie.
• Tickets to the Super Bowl
• A Hawaiian vacation
That's not too much to ask, is it?
Sincerely,
Kim Jong Il
North Kirean Dictator
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