Monday, January 30, 2006

What sports car are you?

I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!

You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

24: Noon-1 P.M.

The 24 ReportComing to you like random thoughts, as written on my notepad... in order:

Why does Fox insist on putting the crappiest show on their run-down, Skating with Celebrities, on before 24??? It's total crap.

And am I the only one that can't help but say "on the day of the California Presidential Primary" after "The following takes place between...?"
I swear that Chloe is just like my friend Whitney.
Now, let's get to the Cummings and goings... :-p
Attacking Moscow??? Oh. Kay. We'll see how that goes.
I still can't get over that fight scene last week, it was so sweet.
PART 1 12:00:00-12:10:17
Jack's working with Pile o' Coathangers (MeMo's name for Audrey, attributed to her amazingly low BMI)..... can you say awkkkkkkk-weeeeerd
Jack's gonna leave Diane??? WHY??? She's 10x hotter than Pile o' Coathangers!!!
PART 2 12:14:32-12:25:34
Unlock Code Verified??? WTF does that mean? Something aint right...
Diane's got a point... if Pile o' Coathangers aint still got feelings for Jack, she needs to tell him. Apparently Jack still does.
WTF? Cummings is coming clean??? You can't be serious.
All this to set up a military presence in Asia to get oil??? Riiiiiiiiiight...
PART 3 12:29:44-12:38:24
Bauer and Novak's meeting got broke up by the Secret Service. I don't like this...
Jack might have a chance after all, Aaron's on the case.
PART 4 12:42:55-12:49:16
Jack's loose, thanks Aaron!!!
YES!!! Kick Cummings ASS!!! GO JACK!!! CUT HIS EYE OUT!!!
Crap. Cummings squealed and told him where the gas was...
Cummings is taken away, and Jack shares a moment with Pussy in Chief Logan. Jack *claims* he'll disappear again... probably in a little over 18 hours. I dunno why I think that...
PART 5 12:53:42-1:00:00
Logan tries to make up to his wife for wanting to ship her off to the nuthouse for thinking she was crazy, she has every right to be a bitch towards him. Yay Martha!!!
Edgar did some digging and found which crate the nerve gas SHOULD be in... give the man a twinkie!!!
They break into the container and find... a dead guy. No gas. Should have known, this is 24, not 6.
The terrorists found out about the detonators being changed out and are now gonna attack the U.S., shoulda known.
This was a very Chloe-light episode. That's disappointing. I <3 Chloe!!!
What happened to Spencer? I have to admit, I was dissappointed to not see the little weasel that was boinking Chloe.

New feature coming to JRT today

The 24 ReportStarting this week, I'll begin blogging on the episode of 24 this week.

One post a week. About the episode. Maybe more.

Until then, check out Blogs4Bauer.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Fading into Bolivion

As teased on Laurence Simon's Dead Pool | Dead Pool tease

You're right Laurence, my pick of Mike Tyson does suck.

But not for your reasons.

Yes, the man's a nut. Bigtime. He's even admitted it. "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all," he once said

He also said "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." I dunno about you, but I'm not buying tickets to see that.

His craziness is the reason I picked him. I'm looking for him to do something really stupid that will get him killed, like a big barfight or something.

The pick sucks because now that he's retired, there's not really any news out there on him.

In the meantime, enjoy some Mike Tyson quotes.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

I'm tempted...

I like cold weather.

I always have.

Cold weather this winter has been even harder to come by than normal.

I'm tempted to move to St. Louis right now just to experience some. I hear it's been warmer than normal there too, but it's still cooler than a normal winter here.

Seriously, I don't think we've had a freeze yet.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Me. Behaving

Yea, that's right.

I was at the bowling alley earlier tonight for league and the good-lookin new gal behind the counter at the kitchen asked me "what do you want?" because she apparently forgot I'd asked for a Dr. Pepper, so I said "Dr. Pepper."

Someone else that works there was at the counter with me and said that he thought that was rude, so she said "What do you want, sir? What would you like, sir?"

My response?

"If I told you I'd get slapped"

And that was behaving... for me.

IMAO: How Dumb Is the Democratic Base?

IMAO: How Dumb Is the Democratic Base?

This site just moved up on my list...

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Rita's sense of humor

Under the News: Here's your sign

Don't you hate it when that happens?

Le' Paris (Hilton)

Teased from Laurence Simon's Dead Pool | Dead Pool tease

Paris Hilton voted 2005’s most hated celebrity -

OK, say it with me now... DUH!!!

All I want to know about her is weither or not she should be captured by the government as a danger to society. The girl has to be walking around with every STD known to man, and probably one or two that we don't know about. They're bound to kill her. That, my readers, is why she's on my roster.

Of course, knowing my luck, all those STD's are probably busy fighting over who's the best that they don't have any time to focus on what they're suppossed to do.

And before you ask, no I wouldn't hit it. Not even with a stolen dick, as George Carlin would say.

Monday, January 02, 2006

2006: New Beginnings

It's finally here.

2006 is gonna kick ass.

I've got some goals (I refuse to call them resolutions)

  • Get in shape
  • Move to a different part of the country
  • Get into, and pass, the police academy wherever I move to
  • Win Laurence Simon's Dead Pool
Simple enough, right???

Well, maybe not the dead pool one, but the others :)

Speaking of the dead pool, I wrote about T.O. yesterday since he's on my roster. In it, I prophecy how he will meet his demise. Don't let me down Eagles fans, I know you can do it.

And happy new year to all three of my readers.