Saturday, January 28, 2006

Fading into Bolivion

As teased on Laurence Simon's Dead Pool | Dead Pool tease

You're right Laurence, my pick of Mike Tyson does suck.

But not for your reasons.

Yes, the man's a nut. Bigtime. He's even admitted it. "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all," he once said

He also said "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." I dunno about you, but I'm not buying tickets to see that.

His craziness is the reason I picked him. I'm looking for him to do something really stupid that will get him killed, like a big barfight or something.

The pick sucks because now that he's retired, there's not really any news out there on him.

In the meantime, enjoy some Mike Tyson quotes.

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