It is with a heavy heart that I am today announcing that I am leaving blogging.
It was a very tough decision to make, but I realized that I simply won't have the time for it with my new career in the nude skydiving business.
I’m sure y’all are wondering to yourselves “What’s the nude skydiving business?”
Well, we jump out of planes. Naked. Yes, that’s right, not even a parachute. Trust me, there’s no better feeling in the world and it’s nowhere near as dangerous as it sounds. You see, the trick is landing on a huge stack of mattresses that you put in the middle of a field. If you hit those, you’re fine. Just, uh, make sure to not miss the stack.
It's been a great ride, with a lot of great people I've met along the way.
I'm really going to miss y'all.
You’re not getting rid of me that easily.
(I figured I needed to come up with a different career path than the one I’ve used twice before…)