As I posted on here yesterday, I'd be doing an interview with KG himself, Kevin 
Gerty. I decided not to do more since it's already pretty long. Here goes nothing:
Kevin Gerty: Who are you, and how did you find out about me? 
Justin Yarbrough: I'm Justin and I found out about you through 
Mandy complaining about how annoying you were one day 
KG: how intriguing... 
JY: actually, it was your interview, i told her you couldn't handle interviewing 
me 
KG: So tell me if you had three wishes what would they be and why? 
JY: um... i gotta think about this 
JY: 1. world peace, so all the miss america contestants stop saying that 
JY: 2. waking up tomorrow with all the knowledge of a Computer Networking and 
Troubleshooting Technology major so I don't have to go to classes starting next 
week 
JY: 3. i guess i could afford to lose a few pounds 
JY: NEXT ONE!!! 
KG: yo don't shout at me man 
JY: what you gonna do, cry?
KG: No.. just might track you down 
JY: creepy 
KG: What do you say to a person who is being a jackass 
JY: I usually will just not aknowledge their existence 
KG: Your favorite food 
JY: hm... so many choices... gotta be peperroni and mushroom pizza 
KG: If you could escribe yourself in one word what would it be and why 
JY: describe?
KG: yea
KG: you get it.. now just simply answer it 
JY: weird, i've never been one to do normal things 
KG: Name a feature that you like on yourself 
JY: my enormous... oh, i probably shouldn't say that on my blog, not very good 
for the kiddos 
KG: stop lying 
JY: what, you saying you've seen me naked? you freak
KG: *rolls eyes* ew 
KG: if you could live anywhere else then where you live now where would it 
be? 
JY: Denver or Houston 
KG: What's the most surprising thing someone would find out about you? 
JY: that i'm really not anywhere near as crazy as i seem at first 
KG: Got a girlfriend? 
JY: maybe 
JY: what's it to you?
KG: just askin dude..
KG: *rools eyes* 
JY: oh, ok, thought you were gonna try to set me up with mandy or something
KG: do you want to be set up with mandy 
JY: not really, considering i'm like five years older than her, that's just weird
KG: just remember you said that dude har har.. 
KG: Do you act like this all the time? 
JY: more often than not 
KG: Favorite sport(s) 
JY: baseball and hockey 
KG: Favorite teams of the sports you named 
JY: Astros and Wildcatters (ECHL) 
KG: Do you play any sports? 
JY: yes. well? no, although i could probably be a decent hockey player if i ever 
learned how to play though 
KG: Hot or Cold? 
JY: cold. you experience a southeast texas summer and you'll understand 
KG: Mariotti or Paige? 
JY: paige, duh. I don't run the jaymariotti.com message board 
KG: Outside or inside? 
JY: depends on the time of year 
KG: TV Guide or Channel surfing 
JY: channel surfing. i've never looked at a tv guide in my life 
KG: Do you cry at weddings? 
JY: I've only been to one wedding in my life, it was my dad's second. They were 
divorced two years later. No. 
KG: If you could be a woman for one day what would you do and why? 
JY: am i a really hot one? 
JY: that does matter
KG: 20. Who's gonna be in the MLB World Series 
JY: answer my question first
KG: oh..
KG: uhhhh whatever you want to me Ma'am I mean sir har har 
JY: ok, i am a really hott one 
JY: i'm gonna find some really fat, ugly, horny guy and make him think he's gonna 
get some
KG: lol... thats twisted but good man 
JY: i'm a very twisted person 
KG: Who's gonna be in the MLB World Series 
JY: realistically: cardinals and yankees. who I wanna see: astros and rangers 
KG: Your favorite sleeping position 
JY: on my right side 
KG: DO you travel alot? 
JY: besides to houston? no 
KG: Your favorite holiday 
JY: christmas. it's like thanksgiving but with presents 
KG: What's the worst habit you have? 
JY: probably my brutal honesty 
KG: The best habit you have? 
JY: putting people in their place when they need to be 
KG: Bedtime or Party animal? 
JY: i need my don't get any uglier sleep 
KG: School or party? 
JY: school, i like college 
JY: parties are full of drunk people, i hate some drunk people 
JY: just the ones that are assholes though 
JY: happy drunks are ok
KG: lol cools 
KG: Bush or Kerry? 
JY: i gotta stick with my fellow texan there 
KG: Phone or IM 
JY: im 
KG: What type of music do you prefer to listen to 
JY: rock or country 
KG: What would you rather do...host a show with mariotti or listen to elevator 
music 
JY: host a show with mary, she needs to be put in her place
KG: haha 
KG: People have said you favor? 
JY: the female of the species 
JY: or do you mean something else? 
JY: cuz i don't go for guys
KG: Favor as in looks 
JY: oh, ok
KG: like Mandy favors Diana taursi 
JY: yes, i see the resemblance 
JY: oh, the question... um... homer simpson, just thinner and more hair 
KG: Whats in your CD player now? 
JY: nothing, but the last thing that was in it was trapt 
KG: Describe your perfect friend (just a good best friend) as in perosnality 
etc 
JY: someone reliable, that i can trust, that'll be there for me in the hard times 
(as I have been experiencing lately, feel free to ask) and can laugh when I make 
fun of them for something stupid they do 
KG: What's been going on in your life in hard times then? 
JY: My dad died and my little brother was hurt in a motorcycle accident 2 1/2 
weeks ago
KG: oh.. I'm truely sorry about that...and this is sincere... 
JY: thanks
KG: my condolenses to you and your family.. and good recovery for your little 
bro... 
JY: he's doing a lot better
KG: thats goo 
JY: goo?
KG: *good 
JY: ok 
KG: Favorite TV show 
JY: I don't really have a favorite tv show 
KG: favorite type of clothing 
JY: wind pants 
KG: Something to do while waiting in car in traffic 
JY: sing along with the radio 
JY: if i'm not on my bike that is 
JY: then i'm just cussing a lot at the traffic 
KG: CD or cassette 
JY: CD 
KG: Name one thing you can never live without 
JY: music
Well, there you have it. You know more than you have ever cared to know about 
me. If you understood it all, there are good things in store for your future.