Take a listen. To all of it. You'll need to to get the rest of this. It's safe for work, trust me.
Tonight, on the 10 PM CDT SportsCenter, he referenced the voicemail in his introduction of the Top 10 List for the night by saying something to the effect of.
Everything you're about to see has passed everything on my checklist. And it's a lengthy checklist.
As someone who appreciates self-deprecating humor, I'll buy the man a beer any time.