Why yes, I did ingest a banned substance. Here's how.
Be sure to look at the link before you click on "read more" or you'll wonder what the hell I'm talking about.
Not that wondering what the hell I'm talking about is out of the ordinary
This story is also further evidence of something I've told women in my life for years: "men are stupid." I mean, that had to be some pretty nasty looking stuff. A guy's got to have his limits, ya know.
Then again, (NSFW?) looking at her, I might be tempted to make an exception. Of course, I'm also not some soccer player that can practically pluck hot babes off of a tree.
Really. I can't. bloggers aren't that powerful.