Thursday, August 23, 2007

She's getting what everyone else would get

Justice: served?

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Lindsay Lohan reached a plea deal today on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail and serve 10 days of community service and complete a drug treatment program.

"She's getting what everyone else would get," Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers said after an hourlong hearing.

Lohan was charged earlier in the day with seven misdemeanors stemming from two drunken-driving arrests in the past four months. More serious felony drug charges were not filed, prosecutors said, because tests showed there wasn't enough cocaine on her to warrant them.

Am I the only one who thinks that if I were caught driving drunk and had some yeyo on me I'd be going away for a lot longer than a day? Take away the coke and I'm spending a minimum of a weekend in jail on a plea deal.

Poor Lindsay, she's heading on a path to destruction. Somebody get the girl some help!

I had whipped up a photoshop of Lindsay's face on Tony Montana (from Scarface) to use, but I wasn't really happy with the final product. Just one of those times where an idea really sounds cool when it pops in your head but turns out to be not so good, I guess.

Crossposted to Through our eyes

2 comments:

Amanda Travers said...

And here Nicole Richie only served 82 minutes. I need to go commit a crime or something, maybe I'll get 15 seconds.

Houston said...

You know, I think the amount of time you serve in jail is directly realted to how many times your hoo-hoo has appeared on the internet.

Hmmm. Flaw in my plan, Paris Hilton.

Maybe breast size has something to do with the calculation also? This is like calculus.