Monday, December 07, 2009

A statement from Justin regarding TigerGate

I would just like to state, for the record, that I have never had an affair with Tiger Woods. I realize that I'm in the minority on this, but it is the truth. I have no "transgressions" of that kind to confess publicly, nor do I ever plan on having them.


Tots said...

Really now.

You know they have tapes.

K T Cat said...

If I were you, I'd be planning on suing the National Enquirer. Have you seen your photo on the most recent front page? Yowza!