I would just like to state, for the record, that I have never had an affair with Tiger Woods. I realize that I'm in the minority on this, but it is the truth. I have no "transgressions" of that kind to confess publicly, nor do I ever plan on having them.
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Really now.
You know they have tapes.
If I were you, I'd be planning on suing the National Enquirer. Have you seen your photo on the most recent front page? Yowza!
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