When I turned on the tube this morning, I saw that Paris Hilton was let out of jail early because of an "unspecified medical condition."
And not so much that she was let out early, although I can all but promise you that a normal person wouldn't be released.
Nope, it's not that.
Part of me was hoping that she'd never be released just so I wouldn't have to hear about her anymore.
So, how long until another lousy sex tape comes out?
Not that I've ever seen one. I've just heard that they were bad.
Crossposted to Through our eyes