fine mediocre pretty damn lame JRT parody)
Hi, I'm Kristen, and I serviced the now famous "client 9."
|"||The true crime here is not that he hired me, but that the experience was so horrendous!||"|
Yes, that's right. I'm a call girl. And I'm not ashamed. Why should I be? The money's great and I enjoy the sex and the traveling.
Well, I usually enjoy the sex.
Just not with him.
The media reports say that the encounter lasted a few hours, but it was truthfully only about a minute.
It was TERRIBLE!
Worst client I've ever had.
The true crime here is not that he hired me, but that the experience was so horrendous!
I mean, I've serviced a lot of famous and/or powerful people in the past with my job and it hasn't bothered me a bit. If a list of the people I've serviced in the past were to ever come out then you'd probably see a fourth of our government resign in disgrace.
You know, all the guys up in DC here, away from their families and wives, they get lonely and/or horny.
I don't see anything wrong with it. After all, it's my body and I should be able to do what I want with it!
Kristen, a former employee of the Emperors Club VIP call-girl service, is currently seeking employment with another service. Don't bother trying to contact her, she'll contact you.