Sunday, December 23, 2007

The airing of grievances

All day today I'll be participating in the airing of grievances portion of everybody's favorite holiday, Festivus. I'll be doing it on Twitter and I'll post it here at the end of the day.

You can find my Twitter page here.

UPDATE: Here they are. Finally.

  • TV Writers. I WANT MY 24 DAMMIT!!!
  • People who lie through their teeth. Here's looking at you, Roger Clemens.
  • Travis Johnson. YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU DO NOT PILE ON AN ALREADY SACKED QUARTERBACK!!! (This was while watching the Texans game)
  • Wanda Sykes doing Applebee's commercialls. I CAN'T STAND THAT WOMAN'S VOICE!!!
  • The tools that stole baby Jesus Shame on you. Much shame.
  • People who can't park their big-ass vans properly, you suck.


K T Cat said...

I'm glad you're going to be airing your grievances. They were beginning to smell.

K T Cat said...

Merry Christmas, Justin!

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

I'm pretty sure if you steal baby Jesus you go directly to hell.

Either that or God's got one hell of a sense of humor.

Tots said...

Festivus is still going on in my house. I haven't been able to pin the head of the household (she keeps claiming she has a headache).

I ain't giving up yet!