All day today I'll be participating in the airing of grievances portion of everybody's favorite holiday, Festivus. I'll be doing it on Twitter and I'll post it here at the end of the day.
You can find my Twitter page here.
UPDATE: Here they are. Finally.
- TV Writers. I WANT MY 24 DAMMIT!!!
- People who lie through their teeth. Here's looking at you, Roger Clemens.
- Travis Johnson. YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU DO NOT PILE ON AN ALREADY SACKED QUARTERBACK!!! (This was while watching the Texans game)
- Wanda Sykes doing Applebee's commercialls. I CAN'T STAND THAT WOMAN'S VOICE!!!
- The tools that stole baby Jesus http://snurl.com/1vqj8 Shame on you. Much shame.
- People who can't park their big-ass vans properly, you suck.