The Florida legislature wants to get their hands on your junk:
They're proudly displayed by any self-respecting bull, but dangling big metal ones on the back end of a truck could be banned in Florida.
Metal replicas of bull testicles have become trendy bumper ornaments in some parts of the Sunshine State, but state Sen. Carey Baker is campaigning to ban the orbs.
If they're tackling truck testes then they must have everything else taken care of, right?
Baker acknowledged that Florida lawmakers have more pressing issues, including huge revenue shortfalls, but said the state needs to draw a line on what's obscene before more objectionable adornments appear.
I guess not...
In all honesty, I've got no problem with these. Sure it's stupid, but a lot of people put a lot of stupid stuff on their cars. You know, all those people with spinners and lights under their car and all that other stupid stuff.