Welcome to Stupid Quiz Sunday, in which I'll take an online quiz that may or may not be stupid and post the results.
You Are Calm and Optimistic
You have a tranquil and peaceful outlook on life. You are thankful for every small miracle. You think that it's important to keep the peace, even if it means swallowing your pride.
You expect the best in people, and you hold everyone you know to high ethical standards. You are kind and compassionate. You treat people well, and you believe in second chances.
Welcome to Friday Photo, a feature where I share photos that I've taken with the world.
Today I wanted to be able to run a photo from my expedition to the Phoenix zoo last week, but while I was unpacking I managed to misplace my camera’s memory card and still haven’t found it.
I’m sure all three of my readers are all “Wait, when did you go to Phoenix?” I left last week, silly! You’d know that if you followed me on Twitter! You’d also be able to figure out why I went, unless you’re really that incredibly dense.
I guess I’ll have to make a trip back if that memory card never turns up. Ya know, I really hate to, but I think I might stomach it anyway…
Welcome to Stupid Quiz Sunday, in which I'll take an online quiz that may or may not be stupid and post the results.
You Are Green
You are a peaceful, balanced, and together person. You are naturally calm. However, you have your own inner demons that you struggle with from time to time… mainly greed and jealousy.
You are very reflective and creative. You are always thinking of and pursuing new ideas. You believe that spiritual and personal growth is important. You are always trying to change for the better.
When I was in high school, every year at church we took a Saturday and watched everybody’s kids so their parents could go out and shop that day. One of the highlights was that Santa would come and we’d take pictures of all the kids with him for their parents.
Well, the last Santa visit of the day one year, I got drafted to play the big guy. I got the suit on and went in to greet the kids, sat down, and did the pictures. As I was leaving, some of the bigger kids realized it was me and tackled me and started to take the suit off of me.
I think they knew because my “Santa voice” sucked.
So, I’ve been Santa. And I was assaulted by 4th graders. Now you know.
I would just like to state, for the record, that I have never had an affair with Tiger Woods. I realize that I'm in the minority on this, but it is the truth. I have no "transgressions" of that kind to confess publicly, nor do I ever plan on having them.
There won't be a Friday Photo this week because my computer died when I got back from Fort Worth. I'll make up for it when I get it fixed, I promise. It's just not terribly high on the priority list right now.