Laurence got this week's weekly challenge posted. I participated in this crazy topic, and I thought I came up with a good story:
As Joe walked through the gates of hell, he watched a lime-colored pumpkin release a puff of blue smoke.
"What's that for?" he asked the ghostly squirrel guarding the gate.
"Means it's time for Satan to get his rocks off," said the squirrel. "If you see it, you have to report to Satan's castle and give him an orgasm."
"Oh, f***," said Joe. "Can I get around it?"
"There's a rumor that if you can tell him a really good rhyme he'll let you off," replied the squirrel.
"A sublime rhyme?" asked Joe.
"Try that one," said the squirrel.
So go and vote for the ones you think are best. Remember, they're checkboxes for a reason!
Having listened to the recording I should explain the beep. I've always thought that the beep left more of an impact than saying the word. Just listen to the recordings of Johnny Cash as Folsom prison and San Quentin and you'll see why.