|The Whopper I had for dinner tonight.|
Picking from what's left and actually in it is going to be like picking between fast food joints when what you really want is a nice, big steak.
Now it's just a matter of figuring out which one of these candidates is more like Burger King (which is my preferred place) and least like McDonalds.
So let's take a look at the candidates and see what place they're most like:
- Mitt Romney: Is he even a real person? I mean seriously. He's the least genuine person I think I've ever seen. Just atrocious. Got to be McDonalds.
- Mike Huckabee: Fred established that Huckabee isn't a real Republican during the last debate. Basically he says he's good, but most of his stuff is crap. Sounds a lot like Jack in the Box to me.
- Rudy Giuliani: Good, but not the best. A bit messy since all you ever seem to hear about his credentials is 9/11. I'm sure the man did a lot more, but it doesn't seem like you ever hear about it. Sort of like Wendy's burgers, pretty good but too greasy.
- John McCain: Like all the others, he's not perfect. Yea, he doesn't believe in everything the Republicans stand for, but who does these days? Of the guys that are in it, he's the best fit for my beliefs and my own personal Burger King.
Maybe sometime I'll do the Democratic candidates, but I really don't feel up to pulling my hair out right now.