Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Guest Post - Stuffed Animal Strangles US Soldier

It's a quagmire! American soldiers are dropping like flies! In another major setback for the US attempt to bring democracy and prosperity to the previously oppressed people of Iraq, a US serviceman was recently attacked by a stuffed animal at an orphanage in Kirkuk. Here's the photgraphic evidence.
"Garrrk!" Sgt. 1st Class Steven Bailey was quoted as saying. "I can't breathe!"
Hideous, isn't it? US Torture and Atrocities has more.

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