An ex-lovers' spat led to a man being scalded with boiling water and a woman being stabbed in the neck, according to Beaumont police reports.
The man took a pot of boiling water off the stove and tried to splash it on the couple, but a door was shut in his face.
The boiling water splashed off the door and hit the man, causing serious burns, the report says.
At 9:23 p.m., the ex-girlfriend went to see the burn victim's current girlfriend at an apartment in the 4000 block of Maida Road, the report says.
There, the ex-girlfriend is accused of using a knife to stab the 27-year-old woman in the neck, according to the report.
It should be noted that the stabbing was not life-threatening.
This is enough to give any life-long bachelor a reason to stay that way. Broken hearts, burnt chest, getting stabbed in the neck, it's all the same, right?