Thursday, May 17, 2007

Aint love grand?

More stuff stupid people do when in (and out of) love:

An ex-lovers' spat led to a man being scalded with boiling water and a woman being stabbed in the neck, according to Beaumont police reports.


The man took a pot of boiling water off the stove and tried to splash it on the couple, but a door was shut in his face.

The boiling water splashed off the door and hit the man, causing serious burns, the report says.


At 9:23 p.m., the ex-girlfriend went to see the burn victim's current girlfriend at an apartment in the 4000 block of Maida Road, the report says.

There, the ex-girlfriend is accused of using a knife to stab the 27-year-old woman in the neck, according to the report.

It should be noted that the stabbing was not life-threatening.

This is enough to give any life-long bachelor a reason to stay that way. Broken hearts, burnt chest, getting stabbed in the neck, it's all the same, right?


K T Cat said...

You have nooooo idea.

K T Cat said...

To revise and extend my remarks...

There's an upper limit on how happy you can be without a wife. I would argue that without them, you cannot experience joy. You can be happy, temporarily, but without someone to share your triumphs and failures with, you can only manage to feel and do so much.

Justin said...

I was gonna ask...