WASHINGTON - Researchers said today they had transformed immature cells from men's testicles into powerful stem cells, which they then coaxed into becoming nerve, heart and bone cells.
I have some advice for all of you men whose signifigant other carries your balls in her purse.
Get them back, because she could get mad at you and donate them to science.
We wouldn't want that, now would we?
(Cross-posted at PyjamasMedia.com)