Selling fake crack is also illegal, just for a different reason

Say it with me again, "tortillas are not crack."

Two Beaumont men accused of trying to pass off flour tortillas as crack cocaine, then refusing to give refunds, were indicted on charges of aggravated robbery Thursday.

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I was going to try to make a Scarface reference and twist it into this situation, but I couldn’t make it work.

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