Monday, August 18, 2008

Obama not aiming high enough

Obama's convention speech at Invesco Field sounds impressive, but I was thinking about it the other day and I realized that he's not aiming high enough.

Seeing him speak seems to really affect people. If you don't believe me, just watch the video to the right.

Sometimes I get the feeling that Obama's supporters aren't merely supporting a candidate, but that it's something closer to a religion.

And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that.

I just figure that, since it's like that, maybe he needs a grander stage. After all, shouldn't his acceptance speech be something as epic as the following that he has?

I've been to Denver. Denver itself is flat as a pancake, but the mountains aren't far to the west.

I think that the man that, according to Nancy Pelosi, is "a leader that God has blessed us with at this time" should have a much grander stage than Invesco Field for ObamaMania. You know, something of biblical proportions:

Obama-SermonOnTheMount
The Second Sermon on the Mount

That's a truly biblical scene, appropriate for a candidate of his stature.

After the speech, maybe he can feed all the people there with five loaves of bread and two fish.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

If I were to ever start a punk rock band...

Welcome to Stupid Quiz Sunday, in which I'll take an online quiz that may or may not be stupid and post the results.

Your Punk Band Name Is...
The Sad Eyelash Curler

Uh, no. Though I do have a rock I brought back from a trip to Colorado that I named "punk rock."

Seriously.

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Friday, August 15, 2008

At the ranch

Welcome to Friday Photo, a new feature where I share photos that I've taken with the world.

This week I've got another shot from the horse ranch we'd taken one of my mom's dogs up to to be bred:

Trip to drop off Ash 028

I really need to get off my ass and shoot some more pictures for this...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A rewarding experience

gmbmbadge.jpgYesterday I volunteered my day at Some Other Place.

Let me explain for a minute...

Some Other Place is a local charity group that, among other things, operates a soup kitchen on weekdays.

The name comes from people who are looking for help being told to go some other place to get help. Quite clever I think.

Anyway, yesterday I helped with their "Back-to-School Store."

As I understand it, parents apply with Some Other Place to get help for getting their kids set for school. Those that are accepted are given a time to come in and get new clothes and school supplies for their kids. Free haircuts are also offered for kids who want them courtesy a local stylist/barberette/whatever you call people who cut hair these days. My personal preference is "the chick at Sport Clips," but I know that's not the proper term.

Now that I think about it, with the weird names they have for positions, it's probably something along the lines of "hair maintenance professional."

But enough for that little dodge off topic.

I was put to work as sort of an escort (no, not that kind you perv!), taking people through the various stations and helping them get the stuff for their kids. Not a hard job at all, seeing as the people at the stations did most of the work (going through the clothes, getting the school supplies together, etc.).

I don't have any remarkable stories from the day, but my grandmother did. One of the children she was escorting through was trying on a pair of pants (we had makeshift dressing rooms set up). While he was in there, his brother popped in, took the pants he'd been wearing and ran out. Mom corraled the kid pretty quickly and didn't seem too amused I'm told, but my grandmother certainly was.

In the afternoon I was asked to make a run to Sears to pick up some more clothes as soon as they had our order ready. Knowing it would be most of an hour, my grandmother suggested I take her car and swap it out for my PT since we rode up together in her car. When I got back from that I took another family through, training two people who'd shown up for the afternoon to do the escort thing while I was at it.

After that I headed off to Sears, figuring everything would be ready by the time I got there. It wasn't quite, but I only had a ten or fifteen minute wait, which wasn't so bad. When it was finished and bagged up, I pulled my car around to the back and loaded the ten or so very large bags filled with clothes into my car and headed back to Some Other Place.

When I got there I got lucky. Someone who'd parked right by the door was leaving just as I pulled in and I snagged their spot, went inside, and recruited a couple of people to help me bring in stuff.

When we got it all in, the volunteers working the shirts and pants tables sorted through what I brought and madness erupted at the shirts table, as Sears had sent us a very wide variety of nice shirts for the kids in all sizes, a stark contrast to the bland polo shirts that we'd had before.

After I got settled down from that I took one more family through and was done for the day. I headed home worn out after a long, rewarding day.

If only I'd thought to bring my camera and take some pictures.

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Paved with gold

There was an article on the local paper's website yesterday about the reconstruction of Beaumont's Main Street. I'd link the article, but I can't find it on their website anymore.

Anyway, they attached the text from a fact box to the bottom of the story. The box contained what was obviously a typo when it said that the project cost $6.3 billion.

Of course, I knew better than to think that the half-mile of street, along with sewer, drainage, and other improvements wouldn't cost that. The article itself stated that it cost $6.3 million, which sounded closer to the real number.

But that got me thinking: What would it take for a half-mile of street to cost $6.3 billion? The only thing that I could think of is that if the street was paved in gold.

Being the kind of person I am, I decided to mess around in Photoshop some and see if I could see what that would look like.

I took an image I shot on Dowlen last week after Edouard to use as a base.

An extract and cover overlay later, I came up with this image:

pavedwithgold

It actually turned out a lot better than I thought, and took less than half an hour to whip up.

If you ask me, a street paved in gold isn't all that appealing. New concrete streets, which look almost snow-white sometimes, drive my light-sensitive eyes nuts. But I honestly think this would be worse.

And that's not even considering the glare you'd be sure to get off of it.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

The last thing I want to think about when watching the Olympics...

...is politics.

Which has to be exactly why I saw ads for both McCain and Obama while watching them yesterday.

Now, to those of you in battleground states, it might seem odd that I'd mention that I saw a commercial, but you have to realize that Texas isn't exactly one of those states where they're fighting tooth and nail for your vote. All I can say to y'all is that, if it's anything near as bad as what we dealt with from Obama and Hillary back in February/March you have my deepest sympathies.

Obama ran an ad I'd never seen before during the daytime coverage. Either late morning or early afternoon, I'm not sure which. All I remember is that it was about his flawed energy plan.

McCain's ad, which I saw during prime time, was the infamous "Celebrity" ad.

I'd seen this one before because, when this one came out, it got so much attention on the news.

I'm not even about to start going into what I think about that ad. That's been discussed too many places to even bother bringing it up here.

Is it too much to wish that I could just be left alone during the Olympics? I mean, really. Sports is my great escape from all the stupid bullshit going on in the world. Why do you have to take that from me?

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LOLcat of the day

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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Time for some music

Welcome to Stupid Quiz Sunday, in which I'll take an online quiz that may or may not be stupid and post the results.

You Should Play the Guitar
You're very independent - both in spirit and in the way you learn.
You can teach yourself almost anything, even if it makes your fingers bleed.

You're not really the type to sit patiently through a music lesson - or do things by the book.
It's more your style to master the fundamentals and see where they take you.

Highly creative and a bit eclectic, you need a wide range of music to play.
You could emerge as a sensitive songwriter... or a manic rock star.

Your dominant personality characteristic: being rebellious

Your secondary personality characteristic: tenacity

Have you taken this quiz? Have a quiz you want me to take? Leave a link in the comments.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

LOLdog of the day

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Sadly, our dogs would probably react the same way if we asked for it.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Toledo Bend's power plant

Welcome to Friday Photo, a new feature where I share photos that I've taken with the world.

A shot from the observation point on the Texas side of the Toledo Bend Reservoir. The same place where I got that awesome bird picture.

june lake trip 046

What you're looking at is the hydroelectric plant that is part of the dam there.

Call me crazy, but I thought this was a pretty cool shot.

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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Edouard: All bark, not much bite

Edouard 010Throughout the night, the talk from the local TV stations was that Edouard would end up being a lot like Humberto was last year.

It turned out to be nothing near as bad.

It was windy and we got some rain, but that was about it. Neither were as bad as Humberto.

The worst that was along our street was that a neighbor's trash can blew over.

Parts of town reported limbs down (As you can see from the above shot outside of a local grocery store) and sporadic power outages, but all in all it was no worse than a bad line of thunderstorms moving through.

I've got some pictures up that I took during a trip out to get some dry ice that we needed not because we didn't have power but because our freezer died over the weekend.

I had some fun with the captions, so be sure to poke around a little...

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Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Updated: Hurricane linky stuff

Right about the time this posts we should be beginning to feel the effects of Edouard. I'd say if we are for sure, but I wrote this post last night and scheduled it to post now.

Anyway, here's things to watch if you want to stalk what's going on in these parts:

My Twitter - I might do some live-twittering. Depends on things. Even if not, I'll probably send a text or two to keep it semi-updated.

SciGuy - Written by the Houston Chronicle's Eric Berger, I've found it's one of the best places to watch when it comes to the tropics.

The Beaumont Enterprise - Local rag. They had really good post-Rita coverage.

KFDM, KBMT and KBTV - Local TV stations. All have video.

Weather Underground's Edouard page - Good info and graphics related to the storm.

I'll probably blog about it once we get everything back.

Update:

It's pretty much over, expecting just some rain off and on the rest of the day. I might blog in more detail later, I might not.

Bottom line: it wasn't bad at all. We had a thunderstorm roll through Sunday that was worse.

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Monday, August 04, 2008

Here's Eddie!

I refuse to call that thing in the Gulf Edouard. I mean, seriously, who the fuck spells their name that way?

A pansy, that's who!

Eddie's already lost a lot of respect from me!

Anyway, despite my mom calling me freaking because some idiot on the local emergency team told her the worse case scenario (which is very, VERY unlikely at this point), I'm not expecting this to be much of a concern.

Anywho, like Humberto last year, I'll do some live-twittering if it gets interesting (check it out here). And I'll have pictures. If it should start getting interesting, of course.

And, y'all, don't do something stupid like stand out under your car port and watch the storm roll through.

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An open letter to Twitter

  Spam
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Dear @Twitter,

I love you. I love your service.

But you know what I don't love about you?

All the fucking spambots.

It seems like I can't post an update without having some spambot "follow" me.

Seriously, it's to the point that I hesitate updating because I know I'll have to go and block one or two of these bots.

I know enough about tech to know that this has to be some sort of automated process.

I beg you, please find a way to stop this shit from happening. Add a CAPTCHA requirement to follow people. Don't allow following via the API. Limit the amount of follows that people can do an hour.

Just do something.

Sincerely,

@fatelvis04

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Fail of the day

That had to be a very interesting night...

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Remember kids, always make sure your little man wears a raincoat when he comes out to play.

Sunday, August 03, 2008

How many folks share my name...

Welcome to Stupid Quiz Sunday, in which I'll take an online quiz that may or may not be stupid and post the results.


HowManyOfMe.com
Logo There are
57
people with my name
in the U.S.A.

How many have your name?

Have you taken this quiz? Have a quiz you want me to take? Leave a link in the comments.

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Saturday, August 02, 2008

So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years...

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Another way to save gas brought to us by K T Cat over at The Scratching Post.

Because, as we all know, every cent helps.

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I wonder how many hits using that as a Technorati tag will get me...

Friday, August 01, 2008

Bruiser's first Christmas

Welcome to Friday Photo, a new feature where I share photos that I've taken with the world.

This is a shot from Bruiser's first Christmas back in 2005:

bruiser wallpaper

Hey, I've got a Santa toy!

Yep, we got all the dogs Christmas-themed toys.

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