I refuse to call that thing in the Gulf Edouard. I mean, seriously, who the fuck spells their name that way?
A pansy, that's who!
Eddie's already lost a lot of respect from me!
Anyway, despite my mom calling me freaking because some idiot on the local emergency team told her the worse case scenario (which is very, VERY unlikely at this point), I'm not expecting this to be much of a concern.
And, y'all, don't do something stupid like stand out under your car port and watch the storm roll through.