"Am I dead?"
"Yes, I know, there was an explosion. Am I dead?"
"DAMMIT, I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. AM I DEAD OR NOT???"
"Just tell me now ot I promise you that I'll make this MUCH harder on you."
"You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach lining with it. For most people it would take about a week to die. It's very painful."
"Just tell me and I won't have to do it."
"DAMMIT!!! I'm gonna need a hacksaw."