Evil Glenn recently said that he enjoyed visiting with his grandmother.
Why, you ask?
Well, I contacted my sources at the University of Tennessee who "volunteered" this interesting tidbit:
Glenn Reynolds' grandmother is none other than Paris Hilton.
Yes, that Paris Hilton. The human ironing board, 2005's most-hated celebrity and the only known carrier of every STD in existence.
I know it sounds crazy, but the girl gets around. A lot. So it's entirely plausible.
And, really, when is hanging around with a dingy blonde not fun?
My source couldn't tell me if there were any "home-made videos" recorded. Let's hope that they didn't.
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