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You are now
logged into chat "CTU: Los Angeles" |
| TheJackAttack: How
long until you can get us hacked into that chat, Chloe? |
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| ChamomileTea: Just a
second, I've almost got it. |
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| ChamomileTea:
Alright, soon as I hit enter we'll be in teh room. I'll
inform Keith that you're there. |
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You now have
access to chat "The Factor - Countdown Showdown" |
| Chattermann: You, Mr.
O'Reilly, are a terrorist. |
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| FactorThis:
WHAT?!?!? |
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| Chattermann: Yes, a
terrorist. Look at you. You have on at least one occasion
threatened innocent callers on your radio program. |
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| FactorThis: Keith,
you know that was just a big misunderstanding. |
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| Chattermann: I don't
think it was. You hate anything having to do with me |
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| FactorThis: Hate is a
strong word, Mr. Olbermann. You shouldn't just throw things
like that around. |
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User
"TheJackAttack" has joined the chat |
| TheJackAttack:
Alright Keith, I've seen enough. |
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| FactorThis: Wait, who
is this??? |
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| TheJackAttack: The
last thing you'll ever see if you don't stop being a
terrorist. |
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| FactorThis: But I'm
not a terrorist!!! |
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| TheJackAttack: Yes,
you are and I WILL get you to admit it! You see, I've
been monitoring this chat. |
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| FactorThis: Oh
@#%$!!! I knew I should have never endorsed the NSA spying
programs. |
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| TheJackAttack: Now,
you can tell me what I need to know or I'll be forced to
make things difficult for the both of us. |
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| FactorThis: And just
how would you do that, Jack??? |
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| TheJackAttack: You
probably don't think that I can force this towel down your
throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold
onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach
starts to digest it, I pull it out. Taking your stomach
lining with it. For most people it would take about a week
to die. It's very painful. |
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| FactorThis: I don't
buy it. |
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| TheJackAttack: Fine,
you'll be seeing me soon. |
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User
"TheJackAttack" has left the chat |
| FactorThis: Keith,
did you know about that??? |
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| Chattermann: Yep. |
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| FactorThis: So you
set me up? |
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| Chattermann: Yep. |
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| FactorThis: OK, so
maybe what I did is terrorism. Even if it is, why does it
matter? |
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| Chattermann:
Terrorism is Terrorism, Bill... |
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| FactorThis: Yea, I
guess you're right. |
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Users
"TheJackAttack" and "ChamomileTea" have joined the chat |
| TheJackAttack: TEAMS,
MOVE IN, NOW!!!!! |
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| ChamomileTea: We got
him, Jack |
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| TheJackAttack: Good,
thx Chloe. |
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| ChamomileTea: yw |
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| TheJackAttack: And
Keith, thx 4 the tip. |
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| Chattermann: No,
Jack, thank you. This is going to make for great fodder on
Countdown tonight. |
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| TheJackAttack: That's
true. I'll be sure to watch. |
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| ChamomileTea: Hey,
what about me? |
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| Chattermann: What
about you??? |
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| ChamomileTea:
*scrunches face* |
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