THIS JUST IN

(Background)

This just in from the 700 Club Weather Service:

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PAT ROBERTSON ADVISORY NUMBER  47
700 CLUB WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
3 PM CDT THU MAY 18 2006

...US COASTS TO BE LASHED BY STORMS...POSSIBLE TSUNAMI...

A COASTAL WARNING IS IN EFFECT FROM BROWNSVILLE TEXAS TO 
EASTPORT MAINE...AND FROM THE CALIFORNIA/BAJA CALIFORNIA 
BORDER TO THE WASHINGTON/CANADA BORDER. A COASTAL WARNING 
MEANS THAT THE COVERED AREAS ARE AT GREAT RISK FOR A 
TROPICAL SYSTEM MAKING LANDFALL BEOFRE NOVEMBER 30 BECAUSE 
PAT ROBERTSON SAYS GOD TOLD HIM IT WOULD HAPPEN. 
PREPERATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY ARE NOT NECESSARY 
AT THIS TIME...BUT PRAYER MIGHT BE BENEFICIAL.

A TSUNAMI WATCH IS IN EFFECT FROM THE OREGON/CALIFORNIA 
BORDER TO THE WASHINGTON/CANADA BORDER. A TSUNAMI WATCH 
MEANS THAT PAT ROBERTSON THINKS A TSUNAMI MAY STRIKE THOSE 
AREAS SOMETIME THIS YEAR. START PRAYING THAT IT DOESN'T NOW.

FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING 
POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR 
PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE.

AT 9 AM CDT...1400Z...ON MAY 8 PAT ROBERTSON ANNOUNCED ON 
"THE 700 CLUB" THAT 'IF I HEARD THE LORD RIGHT ABOUT 2006, 
THE COASTS OF AMERICA WILL BE LASHED BY STORMS." IN 
ADDITION...AT 9 AM CDT...1400Z.. ON MAY 17 MR. ROBERTSON 
SAID THAT "THERE WELL MAY BE SOMETHING AS BAD AS A TSUNAMI 
IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST."

COASTAL STORM SURGE FLOODING OF UP TO 15 FEET ABOVE NORMAL 
TIDE LEVELS...LOCALLY UP TO 20 FEET AT HEAD OF BAYS AND 
NEARBY RIVERS...WITH LARGE AND DANGEROUS BATTERING 
WAVES...CAN BE EXPECTED NEAR AND TO THE EAST OF WHERE THE 
CENTER MAKES LANDFALL. TIDES ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING ABOUT 
NORMAL ALONG THE UNITED STATES COASTLINE. LARGE SWELLS 
GENERATED BY STORMS WILL LIKELY AFFECT MOST PORTIONS OF THE 
COAST.

HURRICANES ARE EXPECTED TO PRODUCE RAINFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF 
8 TO 12 INCHES...WITH ISOLATED MAXIMUM AMOUNTS OF 20 INCHES 
OVER COASTAL AREAS AS STORMS MOVES INLAND.

ISOLATED TORNADOES ARE POSSIBLE OVER PORTIONS AREAS AFFECTED 
BY STORMS

ASLO...IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST...TSUNAMIS ARE POSSIBLE AS 
THE RESULT OF AN EARTHQUAKE IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN. COASTAL 
TSUNAMI FLOODING OF UP TO 15 FEET ABOVE NORMAL TIDE 
LEVELS...LOCALLY UP TO 20 FEET AT HEAD OF BAYS AND NEARBY 
RIVERS...WITH LARGE AND DANGEROUS BATTERING WAVES...CAN BE 
EXPECTED ON COASTLINE AFFECTED BY A TSUNAMI.

THE NEXT ADVISORY WILL BE ISSUED BY THE 700 CLUB WEATHER 
SERVICE AT 9 PM CDT.

Nice to see that Pat is still off his rocker.

(Cross-posted at PyjamasMedia.com)