WASHINGTON, D.C. (JRT) - President Bush today announced that more soldiers were necessary in the Army and Marines to defend the US against all evils.
"We must be ready for anything," Bush said.
Sources close to the White House are suggesting that Bush is planning to launch an attack against the tooth fairy in the future for "failing us all"
"[Bush] lost a tooth last week when he whacked himself in the mouth with a Nintendo Wii controller," a White House official said, speaking on condition of anonymity. "The tooth fairy never gave him his dollar, so he's pretty pissed."
The same source also said that he would be willing to negotiate with the tooth fairy if she could help with a win in Iraq.