Wednesday, December 20, 2006

BREAKING NEWS - Bush: More troops to be added to Army, Marines

WASHINGTON, D.C. (JRT) - President Bush today announced that more soldiers were necessary in the Army and Marines to defend the US against all evils.

"We must be ready for anything," Bush said.

Sources close to the White House are suggesting that Bush is planning to launch an attack against the tooth fairy in the future for "failing us all"

"[Bush] lost a tooth last week when he whacked himself in the mouth with a Nintendo Wii controller," a White House official said, speaking on condition of anonymity. "The tooth fairy never gave him his dollar, so he's pretty pissed."

The same source also said that he would be willing to negotiate with the tooth fairy if she could help with a win in Iraq.

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Crossposted to Through our eyes


Anonymous said...

I thought after a certian age toothfairy becomes a 35 year old, fat, hairy man, who grops and molests people in exchange for the broken teeth. Some tooth fetish involved too apparently.

The President is a way more disturbing man than I knew him to be

Justin said...

Just think what he'll do to Santa if he doesn't have a PS3 under the tree!!! :p

Anonymous said...

Dont know what happens to Santa after a "certian" age, but judging from the fact that you have to sit in is lap and ask for your gift it wont be pretty.