(Hat-tip: Lone Star Times)
I'd like to think that my readers aren't total dumbasses, but that would be quite naive of me.
So, for those of you that are dumbasses, here's how to not get your dumb ass kicked by the police:
Then again, if you ask John Kerry, you're probably in Iraq if you're a dumbass.
UPDATE: This is my 500th post, so YAY!!!