That's the only way I can think to describe what I'm gonna be doing Sunday.
On Sunday, the 11-3 Indianapolis Colts come to Reliant Stadium to play the Hapless 4-10 Texans.
It's gonna be ugly.
But how ugly will it be?
Alright, think of the biggest, baddest guy in your high school. Then picture him getting in a fight with the retarded kid.
Yea, it's gonna be something like that.
They lost to Indy 42-23 back in September but most of the points the Texans put up were late in the game when Indy had taken their starters out of the game.
But it's gonna be bearable... even if I'm not gonna be drinking at the game.
Because. even with my tendency to piss people off, I probably shouldn't show up drunk at Christmas Eve services. I just don't think it would go over well for some reason.
Oh, wait, you wanted to know why it's gonna be bearable?
Someone's meeting me up there and their "quirks," for lack of a better word, will keep things lively in my section... not that there was ever really a problem with that up there.
But who is it?
I'm not gonna tell you. At least not until after the game on Sunday.
Feel free to speculate in the comments.