It is with great pleasure that I, Sir Bruiser the Imp, humbly accept the position of The Feline Theocracy's Holy Ambassador to the Kingdom of Dogs. I would like to thank K T Cat for this honor.
This is a great honor and a wonderful chance for our two species to work together to make the world a better place.
Hopefully, through my work, someday dogs and cats will be able to stand together as one, coughing up hairballs, sniffing each other's butts, and delivering random licking attacks on unsuspecting humans on a scale that has never been seen before.
Again, this is a great honor and I look forward to working with our feline companions.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need outside to go pee.
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