Bruiser's still a little tired from helping with the Carnival of the Cats a couple of weeks ago.
Technorati Tags: dogblogging, beagle
Bruiser's still a little tired from helping with the Carnival of the Cats a couple of weeks ago.
Technorati Tags: dogblogging, beagle
I worked a concert tonight out at Ford Park.
George Jones and Merle Haggard.
I didn't catch much of the music since I was "working" backstage most of the night. By "working," I mean sitting in a chair and making sure that people had credentials to be back there.
I did get to go out for the last half-hour because the person who was sitting on the right end of the stage keeping people that didn't belong from getting backstage disappeared.
Now I've got He Stopped Loving Her Today stuck in my head.
I like that song.
It's one of the better concerts I've worked, right up there with PUddle of Mudd, 3 Doors Down and ZZ Top.
Technorati Tags: George Jones, Merle Haggard, Ford Park
This is my entry for this weekends Blogs4Bauer caption/photoshop contest. It came to me through the caption ideas that were left already.
Jack: "Colette, I've got something for you in a bag in the backseat of my car. Put it on and meet me in room 712 in ten minutes. Here's a key."
I'm happy with that one, but it wasn't easy. If you click on the link to the contest page you'll see the original.
I've never done this much work on one before.
I was thinking about going to the driving range before bowling tonight and hitting a bucket of balls just for the hell of it, but changed my mind.
A guy can only take so much frustration, ya know.
I can't keep it to thirteen like K T Cat's post over at The Scratching Post. I think I'll go with 20... some with explinations.
. . . I drove for 22 straight hours.
OK, so there were two stops that were about an hour each and I basically idled for the first 20, so sue me.
That was most of our evacuation to Fort Worth ahead of Rita.
I didn't stop by choice. When I was on the loop in Tyler (because you have to be nuts to actually drive through that town) I was so tired that I had to stop... after obliviously blazing through a school zone and almost getting in a wreck.
My brother took over.
Roughly three hours later, we were in Fort Worth.
I slept all day pretty much.
Wonder why I wanna move now???
Mississippi Sea Wolves 3.21.06 press release
The section of note (underlining by the team):
Our fans are also asking why the Texas Wildcatters were given a new lease that included free rent for two years just to keep the team in Beaumont after Hurricane Rita cancelled their 2005-06 season. Unlike the Sea Wolves who lost everything from staplers to skate sharpeners, the Wildcatters, sustained no physical loses yet they are being given incentives to remain in Texas.
And my response:
Mike,
Explain something to me, please. What does the situation with the Wildcatters have to do with your team? Why does it matter? How do the situations compare?
As I know you've been made aware, the new lease was negotiated to prevent a lawsuit because our facilities were, in fact, available for the season when we were told they wouldn't be. FEMA, who was using Ford Park as a staging area, had left the complex a week before the season would have started.
Last I checked, that's not what happened in Mississippi.
Don't get me wrong here, I know what hurricanes do all too well. I spent 20 hours in a car to get 100 miles ahead of Rita and came home to a tree on our roof and a shed missing a roof, among other things. But your losses are not a legitimate reason for a professional organization to act like a bunch of whiny second graders complaining that one kid's slice of pizza is bigger.
Anyways, back to my question. How do they compare?
They don't.
All I ask for is an apology to us, the Texas Wildcatters fans, and a retraction.
Thanks,
Justin
We'll see how the response is. Let's just say that if Mike makes this ugly, I'll out-ugly him in a heartbeat.
I'm not someone you wanna piss off.
UPDATE: I got a response, he tells me that he didn't write the release, he was just told to post it. I wrote back asking how to get ahold of the person that did write it.
UPDATE 2.0: got a RE, he says he'll pass it on. I'd be surprised as heck if he really does.
Evil Glenn recently said that he enjoyed visiting with his grandmother.
Why, you ask?
Well, I contacted my sources at the University of Tennessee who "volunteered" this interesting tidbit:
Glenn Reynolds' grandmother is none other than Paris Hilton.
Yes, that Paris Hilton. The human ironing board, 2005's most-hated celebrity and the only known carrier of every STD in existence.
I know it sounds crazy, but the girl gets around. A lot. So it's entirely plausible.
And, really, when is hanging around with a dingy blonde not fun?
My source couldn't tell me if there were any "home-made videos" recorded. Let's hope that they didn't.
ROFL!!!
OK, I'll throw in another line so this doesn't look too much like an Evil Glenn entry.
People read too much into things, really. Red was probably just the color that came out of the 500-piece bucket.
That reminds me, I need to start getting in on Filthy Lies... Although they won't be as good as Harvey's
Yea, I finally realized that they actually put me on the blogroll.
The hot chick said it was Audrey who sold her the schematics.
Sadly, I think it's BS. As much as I hate Audrey, I don't think she'd do it.
Then again, who would have suspected Nina in season one?
Looks like Jack and Audrey are gonna have a talk... just not involving feelings or chamomile tea.
I can't wait :)
. . . I'm not dead.
Really, I'm not. This isn't some ghost posting. Promise.
Petey wants you to know that he's fully recovered from his surgery.
Sorry Petey.
This one is along the same lines of one I posted earlier this week, but it gets a link instead of being embedded because it would probably be considered "not safe for work"
So watch at your own risk.
I got thrown by one of those dynamic message signs in Winnie... it said:
FERRY WAIT TIME
EST 15 MIN
AT 8:00 PM
For those that don't know, the Bolivar ferry is the shortest route to Galveston from Beaumont and I guess since it's spring break TranStar is actually giving out the wait times since they only do when the ferry is busy.
Since I had nowhere to be and all the time in the world I decided to go down and take a ride. It's about a 50 mile drive from the SH 124 exit (just past the sign) to the ferry's dock, about all the way being two lane roads. Here's a map with the route from IH-10 to the landing marked.
Well, by the time I got to the landing (a little before 9) there was no wait. In fact, I got there just as they were loading one up and drove right on.
The wind was coming in pretty strong off of the gulf so the ride wasn't exactly the smoothest ever, but I wasn't complaining. I don't think I've rode it since middle school.
I decided to go back home the looooooooooooong way, through Houston.
I enjoied it.
U.S. 290 shut down after man jumps
A man died after jumping off the Little York overpass onto U.S. Highway 290 and being struck by an 18-wheeler during the noon hour today, Precinct 2 Assistant Chief Constable J.C. Mosier said.
Traffic on the Northwest Freeway is bad enough without this.
They better get that cleaned out before rush hour or this'll look almost as bad as the Rita evacuation.
No, he doesn't get an R.I.P... I've never liked him much... his attitude early on in the first season rubbed me the wrong way and I haven't gotten past that.
As far as Lynn, good riddance.
And congradulate me, for I nailed the kill count at three...
...because I'm being swarmed by cat-lovers who are not happy about me including a picture of a dog in the carnival.
I don't know how they found out where I live, but they did.
If Bush told these people that UBL put kittens in blenders and drank them we'd have captured him by now.
Regular blogging will resume tomorrow.
Just had to put in that Chloe pic :)
Probably the biggest shocker to some of you will be that I don't have a cat myself now, but I have in the past and I do like them.
Anywho, hosting the carnival was Bruiser's idea, so he's helping me with this. He tells me that this is his way of extending a paw in friendship to the other species. He's got a lot of good ideas, he's just not good with my laptop.
"Lessee... Control+A, delete"
No Bruiser. That won't help.
Anyways, lets get this crazy train rolling.
Cats like to hide sometimes. Like in baskets or fabric, under socks or pillows.
Thanks for joining us here this week, it's been a blast hosting, even when I got that headache yesterday. As always, you can check out the Carnival of the Cats homepage and next week's host, Music and Cats.
I'm off to give Bruiser a treat for being such a big help.
NOTE: I've had some issues with HaloScan sending trackbacks. If you'd like one sent for your post drop me a line at fatelvis04@gmail.com with your trackback URL and I'll try to send you one again.
EDIT: Posted the wrong link to one page... my apologies.
I was working on my draft for the Carnival of the Cats for... uh... a long time. I've gotten through 35 of the 40 emails that are there so far. I had to take a break, got a headache.
I'll finish up tomorrow...
I've got the ball now and I aint gonna give it back for nothin.
Yea, we've STILL got a little bit of Rita debris wde haven't taken to the curb almost six months later.
Yes, that's right.
IMDb's listing for the next episode lists Mia Kirshner, who plays the recurring super-hott bisexual evil chick Mandy, as being in next week's episode. It's hard to say if this is true considering how reliable they were about Kim coming back, which caused at least one false Kim's back entry over at Blogs4Bauer.
I'll be happy if she does, but I don't expect it.
Enough links for you??? :)
Might as well make this a feature while I'm doing it...
How 'b0ut my l33t 5killz? I won't do it again...
...Until next time...
No, not like that!!! Get yer mind out the gutter, sheesh.
I didn't hit my average once tonight in league. I'm pissed.
Edited to retitle
AP: Colleague Angers Hutichison With Hurricane Aid Comments
Senator Kit Bond has angered Texas colleagues by suggesting that Texas forgo compensation for accommodating hundreds of thousands of Hurricane Katrina evacuees.
Bond spoke up yesterday as the Senate Appropriations Committee weighed President Bush's request for 20 (B) billion dollars in relief for the Gulf Coast.
The Missouri Republican said he thinks community block grant money should go to Mississippi and Louisiana for their post-hurricane needs. Speaking of Texas, he said: "I think it's time we get back to being a good neighbor and not a paid companion."
Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison responded angrily. She says she's given full support to other states' requests for post-disaster relief -- including hundreds of (M) millions of dollars sought by Missouri after devastating floods in 1993.
Of course, they make this AP story about Katrina solely, but it's not about that. This funding concerns Rita too.
But, as we all know, Texas wasn't affected at all by any hurricanes. Yea, that's right, those two weeks in Fort Worth were just a vacation and some guy with a pick-up truck knocked down all those trees in town. Yea, that's right, that's what happened.
And all those Katrina evacuees that came here. No, they never really did. They're not clogging up our schools, hotels and prisons (look at what Houston's crime rate has done since Katrina)
So no, we don't deserve any federal funding. Nothing's happened so that we deserve it.
Bastard.
I know someone I won't vote for up there.
Yea, apparently this place is evolving into "cool google videos" :-p
I've been holding onto this one for a few days trying to decide weither or not to post it.
And for a little background: Table for One: Biodata 101
UPDATE: The group's site
Blogging will be light today because I'm going to the bowling alley and won't leave until I bowl a 300 game.
My average is 115 and I've really been sucking lately, so it may take a while.
Regular blogging will resume tomorrow.
Actually, it's because of the Toby Keith concert tonight. I just thought I'd borrow Lair's feature to make a better excuse.
There won't be a runoff in either governor primary.
That means Kinky will be able to start collecting signatures tomorrow.
There's a big event Saturday at the LogOn Cafe to kick off the drive in Jefferson County. I'll be signing then.
On a side note, I now have a very good feeling about this campaign. All the other folks at the meeting were Bush-haters, something I'm far from. That shows me that his campaign crosses party lines.
The Texas primaries are today.
And I'm not voting.
This isn't normal for me.
Unfortunately, with the f'd up state of Texas politics, you can't vote in the primaries and then sign a petition to get an independent on the ballot.
Kinky Friedman is the guy I'm throwing my support behind for governor, and he's an independent, so I stay home today.
Until about 6:40, when I'm going to the LogOn Cafe for the local meeting tonight.
If nothing else, I'll know where to go to sign the petition.
Yea, I was a little emotional earlier. Still am. I can just put my thoughts together better now.
Let's face it, what happened the first hour-forty-five is not that impotant.
That ending made me very sad. Not just to see Edgar die, but Chloe's reaction. It's no secret that I like her. A lot. I think her reaction hit me harder than Edgar himself.
The silent clock at the end was a nice touch and totally deserved.
Chron.com: Hall of Famer Kirby Puckett dies after stroke
The man may have not been the greatest guy off the field, but his accomplishments on the field speak for themselves.
RIP Kirby Puckett
I've been under the weather the past few days and just don't feel like putting in the work this week to do something majorly in-depth like normal... maybe I'll do a few brief thoughts on it afterwards, but nothin big.
Sorry, y'all. You must be so dissappointed.
It's happened to me again.
You buy a few good CD's, but one or two of them are so good that you tend to all but ignore the other one.
The first time this happened I bought Green Day's American Idiot and Staind's Chapter V the same day. The Green Day CD got (and still gets) tons of playtime in the car while the Staind CD is sitting aroundin my room with a few tracks off of it on my MP3 player.
This time, it's two Hoobastank CD's (the top two on the list that comes up) and Hinder's Extreme Behavior. Yea, I know I'm late on the Hoobastank CD's. Call me stupid, but an ex-girlfriend had recommended them a while back and I finally got past the silly name and shelled out the cash.
It's not like the neglected CD's are bad ones, they just pale in comparison to the other ones.
Poor CD's.
Carnival of the Cats #102 is up at Catcall.
Next week's carnival is here and submissions can be sent in through this form.
Other links: COTC homepage
This week, Petey and his half brother Charlie are joining us.
"Look, Charlie, we just might sucker them into thinking we're sweet and innocent after all."
Charlie doesn't live with us, but he did spend a night last week.
Petey is currently recovering from being neutered. He didn't have both balls drop so we went and had it done because just not having it done put him at a higher risk for cancer in the one that didn't drop. He';s a trooper and should be back to normal in a few days
Remember, Carnival of the Cats is here next Sunday. This week's will be put up tomorrow at roughly 6:00 PM CST at Catcall and Laurence is trying to get 100 submissions.
...I noticed something.
These screen captures are from the first episode at about the 8:30 mark.
That looks like a METRO bus... the thing is, that METRO is in Houston, not L.A. (at least I don't think)
Wonder how they pulled that off...
Platform: PS2
Players: 1
One-word description: Addicting
I mean like the GTA Series addicting. Most of my free time goes to playing the game. It's a challenge to the point that it can get VERY frustrating at times. There's a good mix of easy and hard levels and they tend to get progressively harder overall.
I haven't gone all the way through the game, but from what I have done of it, I'd give it a 9.5 so far. A definate buy, although people who don't watch 24 may not get it.
And if you don't watch the show, go get the first two seasons on DVD and watch them before you play the game, as it's set between seasons two and three, so you'll know all the backstories of characters before you play.
And there's no Nekkid Mandy. Yet.
No, she's not nekkid in that pic.
OK, maybe this'll kick up a little conversation... Maybe even a comment from the oh-so-shy Layla ;)
No, these aren't in order, just as they come to mind.
I need to go pick up a few CD's sometime soon. I don't have any Hoobastank, but I like a lot of their songs. It's just me getting off my butt and going to FYE.
Any suggestions for me???
...until Toby Keith plays Reliant Stadium during RodeoHouston.
You wouldn't believe how much I'm looking forward to that show.
So... uh... blogging will be light next wednesday. Well, lighter than usual anyways.
Yes, I listen to country. Don't like it? Tough.
NOTE: I was going to post this yesterday, but decided to hold on to it for a little while.
No, I'm not making more changes to the template.
The Beaumont Enterprise - Extreme Makeover: Sabine Pass edition
SABINE PASS - At home, they lost clothes, mementoes and a place to lay their heads at night. When Hurricane Rita blew through five months ago, Sabine Pass students, the entire community really, lost something at school, too.
The school's theater had been home-base for a well-loved drama department and the site of Thanksgiving dinners, graduations and nearly any other large gathering in this small community at the southern tip of Jefferson County. By the end of the week, it will be a community hub again.
On Sunday, the cast and crew of ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" descended on the school for 240 students in kindergarten through 12th grade to start a project to revamp the theater interior. The new look will be unveiled at 2 p.m. Thursday.
I went down there about a month after we got back from the evacuation to drop a few boxes of books off to the school that Pineland I.S.D.'s librarian (who's family) wanted to give to a school down here that needed 'em. I was just amazed when I saw how bad that little town was torn up, but five feet of storm surge can do that. The school, which is less than ten years old, seemed to be the only building in town that came out with relatively little damage.
Coming to you like random thoughts, as written on my notepad... in order:
This week, the pre-24 faire is back to Skating with Celebrities, this being the final... or at least the start of it.
Next weekend (3/12), we'll be hosting the Carnival of the Cats, edition #103.
Consider this Bruiser's way of extending a paw in friendship.
I may even share my toys with you.
Aint he a sweetie???
This is one of those things I added yesterday.
First off, anybody reading this, don't freak. I'm not going tp pay so SiteMeter can show me your full IP address. Even if I did, I don't know how to do anything more invasive than ping it.
I get more hits that I thought I did. Then again, I figured I was the only one ever looking at this place, so go figure. I've got people coming across here from the US, Mexico, and Austrailia so far.
None of those nasty, egotistical Mac users, everybody's got Windows so far. Surprisingly, someone's using 98. WHO STILL HAS 98 ON THEIR SYSTEM, REALLY??? It was a good OS BACK IN '98!!! Move up to XP, or at least 2000 for crying out loud. If you come back and see this, please feel free to explain yourself in the comments. I'd be interested to hear why.
I'm hoping to keep this on for a while and be able to gather some stats for possible improvements down the road.
I've made more changes to the sidebar. I've been busy.
And bored.
But I think I'm done for a while... at least the rest of the weekend
I gotta find better things to do with my time...
This week, Bruiser joins us.
"Is that food I see???"
That's just a beagle for ya.
Tune in next week when I post another pic and some stuff with it. It'll be better, I promise.
We've got guests... two of them.
We're watching two of my mom's dogs overnight... with our three, that's a handfull.
This would be great dogblogging material if I felt like getting out my camera.
Blogs4Bauer: Chloe Interviewed on Fox
Not a big deal... they try to insinuate that she might be a mole, but not so successfully.
And then she says "I'll tell you one thing that's happening: nudity. I have to strip to get a terrorist to talk. I challenge a terrorist to strip craps and lose."
But then she says some weird stuff and it sounds like she's making the whole thing up.
It's probably a joke, Mary Lynn Rajskub, the actress who plays Chloe, is a comedian by trade after all, but if it's true... well, I dunno what I'll do...
Coming to you like random thoughts, as written on my notepad... in order:
This week, it's House before 24. I've never seen the show, but I've heard a lot of good things about it, so I'm excited :)
Hometown News: President`s Day Closures
Huh???
Monday is a holiday. President`s day.
A majority of services will be taking the day off.
Most banks are closed, including most State and Local government offices are closed. No mail delivery.
Trash pick-ups maybe delay, checked your holiday schedule for your next pick-up day.
But not because it's cold, even if it is 39 right now...
It's Girl Scout Cookie season... we got four boxes of them.
They had to tell me about it too, didn't they???
If nobody had told me, I'd never known and wouldn't have eaten any of them.
I swear they're trying to make me gain back the weight I lost since I started working with Wes...
Yes, it's another new feature here, loosely based on Friday Catblogging, which Laurence Simon oh so elaquently explains here.
"Bear's too big for me to beat up, so I'm gonna take out my frustrations on this toy," said Bruiser.
"He's smarter than I thought. Guess he realizes there's no way he'd ever catch me, much less beat me up!!!" Bear replied.Petey is a little camera-shy. He'll learn.
That's all for now.
P.S. My brother Jason took the pic of Bear, but since he used my camera I'm stealing it :)
Everybody say hi to the "I must be losing my mind!!!" box that I just added to the sidebar.
"Hi box!!!"
I'm not the only one that occasionally takes great joy in pissing off people that piss me off, am I???
Anyone???
**crickets**
@#%$
Under the News: I say pop, you say soda
Well, that's interesting...
UPDATE: St. Louis leans toward soda, Beaumont Coke. I thought I'd be nice and not make you look it up yourself :)
There are other blogs I read, these are just the ones I look at the most.
Blogs4Bauer: a very good "24" blog, and the inspiration for my "24 Report," which somehow draws a comment every week...
IMAO: Unfair. Unbalanced. Unmedicated. And good for a laugh with a conservative twist.
MeMo: I'm really not even sure why I read her. But I do.
mountaineer musings: SarahK does a good 24 recap too. There's also the fake sarahk site (or is it the real one?) by Cadet Happy.
TechBlog: Keeps me fairly up-to-date on tech stuff.
This Blog Is Full Of Crap: The only crap here is the stuff Laurence rants about... and his apparent inability to proofread. He recently started Catcall, a blog about cats on Chron.com and I'm a member of his Dead Pool.
I just had a talk with an ex of mine...
I won't mention what she told me, but for some reason no matter how bad something she says bothers me (tonight was REALLY BAD), I'm still attracted to her for some reason.
Welcome to my SERIOUSLY F***** UP life.
It's stuff like this that reminds me why I need a major change of scenery. BAD.
And why Houston won't cut it.
So, uh... St. Louis, here I come I guess...
TechBlog: Windows Defender antispyware beta 2 released
I've got it and totally recommend it :)
Coming to you like random thoughts, as written on my notepad... in order:
I wonder if this'll be another Audrey-free writing. I can't stand her at all.
Reuters: Flap brews over delay of Cheney shooting news
WASHINGTON -- President Bush knew hours after Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow quail hunter but the White House came under fire today for not making the information public until the next day.Why all this commotion about
You don't touch another man's meat.
Ever.
That's gonna be a good show, but probably underappreciated. Just like Arrested Development.
Remember, 24 is tonight.
I almost forgot...
I killed a hippie in the 60's.
I also beat the crap out of a muslim rioter in the 70's
Oh, wait... I wasn't born until '85.
Guess it wasn't me after all.
Sorry.
Magellan RoadMate 760 North America
I get lost. Very easily.
I figure this is worth the money to keep me from taking a wrong turn in St. Louis and never being heard from again.
Sorry for the delay, but Blogger was down when I normally write this. Here ya go :)
Did I ever mention that Skating with Celebrities sucks??? I think I did... although I must admit that the show is starting to grow on me. They're actually pretty good... I think. I know very little about this figure skating stuff.
Blogger will be taken down for maintenance just after 24, so I won't get my post up until tomorrow afternoon probably, with work and all.
He's our newest member of the family. He's a Sheltie, about 6 months old that we "adopted" so to speak from my mom because he's not good breeding material with just one dropping.
He's a real character, fits in well with our other two.
Last year I got all my predictions right, let's see how it goes this year... probably not as good, it's gonna be a crapshoot.
For the Game:
Pittsburgh
The Spread:
PIT by 4½
This is a tough one. Really tough. My gut is it's gonna be a field goal though, so I have to go with Seattle here.
Over/Under:
47
Only a half-point off from last year, but these offenses seem to me to be better than last years, so I'm taking the over.
Lone Star Times » Florida has no clothes
Note to self: NEVER go to Florida... and make sure the hooker isn't a guy.
Not that I've ever hired one. Or will for that matter. There are easier ways to get laid.
Unless you're my brother, who tried to beg me to let him borrow my Visa Check Card so he could buy his girl something that he thinks MIGHT help him finally get in her pants after A YEAR AND A HALF!!!
I'm a Chevrolet Corvette!
You're a classic - powerful, athletic, and competitive. You're all about winning the race and getting the job done. While you have a practical everyday side, you get wild when anyone pushes your pedal. You hate to lose, but you hardly ever do.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Coming to you like random thoughts, as written on my notepad... in order:
Why does Fox insist on putting the crappiest show on their run-down, Skating with Celebrities, on before 24??? It's total crap.
Starting this week, I'll begin blogging on the episode of 24 this week.
One post a week. About the episode. Maybe more.
Until then, check out Blogs4Bauer.
As teased on Laurence Simon's Dead Pool | Dead Pool tease
You're right Laurence, my pick of Mike Tyson does suck.
But not for your reasons.
Yes, the man's a nut. Bigtime. He's even admitted it. "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all," he once said
He also said "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." I dunno about you, but I'm not buying tickets to see that.
His craziness is the reason I picked him. I'm looking for him to do something really stupid that will get him killed, like a big barfight or something.
The pick sucks because now that he's retired, there's not really any news out there on him.
In the meantime, enjoy some Mike Tyson quotes.
After her recent asthma attack, Lindsay Lohan got a tattoo to remind her to breathe.
I knew she was dumb, but sheesh
Hat-tip: Cinomed from Laurence Simon's Dead Pool | Link to post
I like cold weather.
I always have.
Cold weather this winter has been even harder to come by than normal.
I'm tempted to move to St. Louis right now just to experience some. I hear it's been warmer than normal there too, but it's still cooler than a normal winter here.
Seriously, I don't think we've had a freeze yet.
Yea, that's right.
I was at the bowling alley earlier tonight for league and the good-lookin new gal behind the counter at the kitchen asked me "what do you want?" because she apparently forgot I'd asked for a Dr. Pepper, so I said "Dr. Pepper."
Someone else that works there was at the counter with me and said that he thought that was rude, so she said "What do you want, sir? What would you like, sir?"
My response?
"If I told you I'd get slapped"
And that was behaving... for me.
IMAO: How Dumb Is the Democratic Base?
This site just moved up on my list...
Teased from Laurence Simon's Dead Pool | Dead Pool tease
OK, say it with me now... DUH!!!
All I want to know about her is weither or not she should be captured by the government as a danger to society. The girl has to be walking around with every STD known to man, and probably one or two that we don't know about. They're bound to kill her. That, my readers, is why she's on my roster.
Of course, knowing my luck, all those STD's are probably busy fighting over who's the best that they don't have any time to focus on what they're suppossed to do.
And before you ask, no I wouldn't hit it. Not even with a stolen dick, as George Carlin would say.
It's finally here.
2006 is gonna kick ass.
I've got some goals (I refuse to call them resolutions)
Well, maybe not the dead pool one, but the others :)
Speaking of the dead pool, I wrote about T.O. yesterday since he's on my roster. In it, I prophecy how he will meet his demise. Don't let me down Eagles fans, I know you can do it.
And happy new year to all three of my readers.
It's Christmas freakin Eve... and 70. About this time last year we were getting snow.
I guess it's better that we're not getting snow... people here can't drive in it for anything.
It's been a rough year. REALLY rough.
Between losing three friends (yes, THREE), Rita, my usual problems with members of the opposite sex and all the other boring crap that goes on in my seriously fucked-up existence it's been a really tough time.
I'm just looking forward to 2006. It can't be any worse I don't think... unless my moving to a different part of the country turns out to be a total bust... which it won't. *crosses fingers*
I leave you with a gift straight from Belvedere on the West end of town:
